Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party

[Gogan]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...310486791.html

Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

Requirements:

Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)

Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)

It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.

If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.

Clientele: There will be 5 "guys" that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.

Compensation: I honestly don't know how to charge for this kind of service because it's not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It's expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.

So many things wrong with this.

[rursusferre]

"Guys"

[Gogan]

I know, right?

And the session will only last 30 mins? What D&D session only lasts 30 mins?

[Sly]

This is not at all something I would expect from the maryland side of DC, maybe the virginia side.