I was reading some posts on Stannis

[Fusa]

Originally Posted by Fusa

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is called chlaustraphobia, fear of Stannis is called logic.


-When Robert cheats, Cersie cheats back. When Stannis cheats, Selyse cries with happiness.

-Stannis Baratheon has never had a son because no mortal woman's womb can handle so much concentrated manliness.


-Prince Oberyn is Stannis' daughter.



-Tywin sent a bard to play "Rains of Castamere" to Stannis, Stannis told the bard that he did good work and that he accepts Tywin's surrender.


-Tywin Lannister shits gold. Stannis Baratheon shits Tywin Lannisters.


-One blast is brothers of the Night's Watch. Two blasts is wildlings. Three blasts is the Others. Four blasts is Stannis Baratheon.

all of these ( most of them just in a row made me cry while laughing)

the fucking one about no sons because of the manliness, then 4-7 of them later Prince Oberyn is Stannis Daughter. I mean come on fucking hilarious