never get between a man and his beer

[Megasteve]

Originally Posted by rursusferre

Who the fuck rights down this shit?

A ton of girls. I'm not even kidding. Back when I was a sophomore in high school I had got 2 notes. 1 from my gf at the time and another from my friend Joe's gf. Both of them had pretty explicit shit, one of them explaining how Kim (Joe's gf) was gonna go down on him in the theater that weekend when we went. The other was a timeline that my gf had put for shit she wanted to do.

Best part was when I left them in my jeans and my mom did my laundry. She found them. Needless to say, I didn't get to go to the movies, and got cockblocked for the rest of the summer by her.